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Upload to Facebook Religions all over the world are waiting for the Coronavirus thing to end so that they can start performing miracles and healing the sick again! -
Upload to Facebook At the vegetable market:
Lady: I'm buying these vegetables for my husband. Have you sprayed these with any poisonous chemicals?
Seller: No madam, you'll have to do that yourself! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call an angry Nirmala Sitharaman?!
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Red FM! -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the bald man who married his comb?
He promised, "That he'll never part with it!" -
Upload to Facebook Once a Pig went to a doctor for a check-up.
Pig: Doctor I am not feeling well.
Doctor: Are you sure?
Pig: Abe Dikhai Nahi Deta? Suar Hi Hoon Main! -
Upload to Facebook My boss told me, "Dress for the job you want. Not the job you have."
Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as 'Spider Man'! -
Upload to Facebook Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes.
Some of them even look like people! -
Upload to Facebook This year stings like
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Upload to Facebook A person faints at a restaurant:
Manager: Do we have any Doctor here?
Man: I'm a CA.
Manager: What?
Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana! -
Upload to Facebook My ex-girlfriend came up last night.
I don't know how she escaped the basement I keep her in!
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