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Upload to Facebook Learned about the issues with speeding, the worst was today and I'll never repeat it.
No, there wasn't any accident or traffic fines, it's just that I reached my office 30 minutes early! -
Upload to Facebook On her death bed, the last words that my grandmother told my grandfather were - "Honey, I'll see you in heaven!"
Since then, he's been drinking alcohol, abusing people, kicking puppies and robbing stores every day! -
Upload to Facebook For Halloween, I'm going to dress like a normal person without a mask, since that seems to scare the shit out of everyone! -
Upload to Facebook There has been at least one advantage of wearing masks that you don't get to smell the bad breath of some people! -
Upload to Facebook He promised her stars and moon.
They got married, she got pregnant. He named their son, 'Tara Chand'! -
Upload to Facebook There's a piece of good news I want to share with all of you.
Three more installments and I'll be able to fully pay off my credit card bill for the coffee I had from Starbucks in 2019! -
Upload to Facebook There's not enough difference between an official meeting and a Daaru Party:
Corporate Meeting
1. Shall we start?
2. Is everyone here?
3. The quarter is not good.
4. We need strong Pillars (For The Company).
5. It's not getting up (Graph).
6. What we get is just Peanuts (Salary & Increments).
7. I will drive this initiative.
Daaru Party
1. Bhai Shuru Kar?
2. Sab Aa Gaye Na?
3. Quarter Mein Mazaa Nahi Aa Raha.
4. Bhai Khamba Chahiye.
5. Yaar Chadh Nahi Rahi.
6. Bhai Bas Moongfali Mili Hai (Chakhna).
7. Gaadi Tera Bhai Chalaayega.
Original Creator: Rahul Pandey (Ruksi) -
Upload to Facebook You can call me antisocial but just don't call me! -
Upload to Facebook Some people were put on earth to teach me patience and they're not doing a good job of it at all! -
Upload to Facebook Fans Toh Bahut Hain Hamare Lekin...
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Ab Sardi Ki Wajah Se Ghar Wale Chalane Nahi Dete!
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