Why couldn't the guy be a fulltime fisherman? The net income wasn't enough! |
I had a blind date last night and I loved it. She couldn't see me take the food from her plate! |
Indigo will now claim that they are better than DHL or FedEx or even Amazon. They now have an on-time delivery! #BabyBirthIndiGo |
Now Indigo Airlines will have 3 sections instead of the usual 2. Economy section, Business section and the C section! #BabyBirthIndiGo |
Why can't skeletons play church music? They don't have any organs! |
Son: What kind of tree is that? Father: It's clearly a Dogwood. Son: How do you know? Father: I can tell by its bark! |
Just because some idiot threw the rumour in the market that "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus". Nobody dares, not even NASA or ISRO, to go to Venus... Only Mars missions! |
A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads: Suit is ready, trial on Monday! |
Dear Girls: If your boyfriend is texting you in between a Cricket match then leave him. Kyonki Jo Cricket Ka Nahi Hua... Woh Tumhara Kya Hoga! |
Me: Hey. Crush: Hi... how ya doing? Me: Yakeen Karne Ki Koshish! |