Priyanka: 38 Years Nick: 26 Years Malaika: 48 Years Arjun: 33 Years Anjali: 52 Years Sachin: 46 Years Me: 60 Years Glenfiddich: 18 Years Nothing really matters as long as you love each other! |
I invited my girlfriend to the gym with me and then I didn't show up. I hope she gets the message that we're not working out! |
What is the salary? Something which comes like Tortoise and goes like Rabbit! |
Two days into a relationship and you already calling him your pillar of strength. Can you let the cement dry at least! |
Did you know you can skydive without a parachute... but only once! |
My neighbor stopped saying hi to me. I guess she found my social media posts! |
Monkeys just pretend to be less intelligent than humans so they can avoid paying taxes and going on a job search! |
Obama: President Trump has the Corona Virus. We should send him a card. Biden: Can I write in it, "Stay Positive"! |
Do not wait until you're on your deathbed to tell others how you feel. You may not be able to raise your middle finger at that time! |
What's the biggest learning from this pandemic? Nothing is in our hands but still we need to wash them! |