• Priyanka: 38 Years<br/>
Nick: 26 Years<br/><br/>

Malaika: 48 Years<br/>
Arjun: 33 Years<br/><br/>

Anjali: 52 Years<br/>
Sachin: 46 Years<br/><br/>

Me: 60 Years<br/>

Glenfiddich: 18 Years<br/><br/>

Nothing really matters as long as you love each other!Upload to Facebook
    Priyanka: 38 Years
    Nick: 26 Years

    Malaika: 48 Years
    Arjun: 33 Years

    Anjali: 52 Years
    Sachin: 46 Years

    Me: 60 Years
    Glenfiddich: 18 Years

    Nothing really matters as long as you love each other!
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I hope she gets the message that we're not working out!Upload to Facebook
    I invited my girlfriend to the gym with me and then I didn't show up.
    I hope she gets the message that we're not working out!
  • What is the salary?<br/>
Something which comes like Tortoise and goes like Rabbit!Upload to Facebook
    What is the salary?
    Something which comes like Tortoise and goes like Rabbit!
  • Two days into a relationship and you already calling him your pillar of strength.<br/>
Can you let the cement dry at least!Upload to Facebook
    Two days into a relationship and you already calling him your pillar of strength.
    Can you let the cement dry at least!
  • Did you know you can skydive without a parachute...<br/>
but only once!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know you can skydive without a parachute...
    but only once!
  • My neighbor stopped saying hi to me. I guess she found my social media posts!Upload to Facebook
    My neighbor stopped saying hi to me. I guess she found my social media posts!
  • Monkeys just pretend to be less intelligent than humans so they can avoid paying taxes and going on a job search!Upload to Facebook
    Monkeys just pretend to be less intelligent than humans so they can avoid paying taxes and going on a job search!
  • Obama: President Trump has the Corona Virus. We should send him a card.<br/>
Biden: Can I write in it, `Stay Positive`!Upload to Facebook
    Obama: President Trump has the Corona Virus. We should send him a card.
    Biden: Can I write in it, "Stay Positive"!
  • Do not wait until you're on your deathbed to tell others how you feel.<br/>
You may not be able to raise your middle finger at that time!Upload to Facebook
    Do not wait until you're on your deathbed to tell others how you feel.
    You may not be able to raise your middle finger at that time!
  • What's the biggest learning from this pandemic?<br/>
Nothing is in our hands but still we need to wash them!Upload to Facebook
    What's the biggest learning from this pandemic?
    Nothing is in our hands but still we need to wash them!
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