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Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?
Boy: No.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Do you love me?
Boyfriend: Yes, of course.
Girlfriend: How much?
Boyfriend: I'd take a bullet for you.
Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously?
Boyfriend: Yeah, 'Bullet Classic 500 CC' in dowry! -
Upload to Facebook While Chatting:
Boy: I love u.
Girl: I love you too but as a friend.
Boy: I said I love the letter 'U' not you! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Dhara!
Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?
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Upload to Facebook Boy: Tell me something about yourself.
Girl: I am a mystery.
Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.
Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers! -
Upload to Facebook After First Date:
Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.
Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: What's your hobby?
Boy: Traveling!
Girl: Awww... same here.
Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho? -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: What's your status?
Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Shravan Mein Bhi Daaru Peete Ho, Disgusting!
Boy: Hum Bhagwan Ko Dil Mein Rakhte Hain, Liver Mein Nahi!
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