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Upload to Facebook A boy met a girl in Metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Awwww... Are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: We have been together for 3 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai?
Boy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.
Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?
Boy: No, plastic & brainless! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Muskurane Ki Wajah Tum Ho...
Girl: Sachhi?
Boy: Ab Teri Shakal Hi Aisi Hai, Hansi Toh Aa Hi Jaati Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Hey, Kya Karte Ho?
Boy: CA
Girl: Wow, Charted Accountant!
Boy: Nahi Pagli, Complete Aaram! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Ruk Jaata Hun Main.
Girl: Wow, you love me so much?
Boy: Nahi, Pokemon Go Khel Raha Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Jaanu, Papa Ne Bola Hai Ki Agar Fail Hui Toh Rickshaw Wale Se Shaadi Karwa Denge.
Boyfriend: Chill Baby... Mere Papa Ne Bola Main Fail Hua Toh Rickshaw Hi Khareed Ke Denge! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Have you watched V for Vendetta?
Girl: Main Pooja Hun, Vandita Woh Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Hi, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss.
Girl: No, not before marriage.
Boy: Don't worry, I am already married!
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