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Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
Boyfriend: OK Baby.
Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Main Kitni Moti Lag Rahi Hun Na?
Boy: Lag Nahi Rahi, Moti Hi Hai Tu! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I want a hot boy as my boyfriend.
Boy burns self: Le Ab Toh Set Ho Ja! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes
Girl: This is my first date, I want this date to be magical.
Boy: Toh Ab Kya Topi Mein Se Khargosh Nikaal Kar Dikhaoon Tumhein? -
Upload to Facebook When a guy gets jealous, it's actually kind of cute but when a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tunne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
Boy: Are Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai! -
Upload to Facebook A boy met a girl in a metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Oh! are you single?
Girl: No, I am a dentist! -
Upload to Facebook A boy and a girl chatting
Boy: Where do you live?
Girl: Indore, and you?
Boy: Out Door! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Will you go out with me this weekend?
Girl: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend! -
Upload to Facebook Boy calls Police: Hello? I need your help!
Police: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
Police: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning!
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