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Upload to Facebook Boy: Your favorite cuisines?
Girl: Gaurav, Mohit Bhaiya, Shilpa Di... Par Chote Chacha Ki Ladki, Pinky is my favorite.
Boy: Bas Behan Bas! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: I have a pen and you have a phone number, think of possibilities.
Girl: I have a sandal and you have a face, think of casualties! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too! -
Upload to Facebook She: Why didn't you call me?
He: I met with an accident.
She: So?
He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi..
Girl: Kya?
Boy: Achhi Film Hai Na?
Girl: Kutte Ke Bachhe...
Boy: What?
Girl: Kitne Chhote Chhote Hote Hain Na! -
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Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Mujhe iPhone Lena Hai.
Boy: To Le Lo.
Girl: Kaun Si Company Ka Lun?
Boy: Patanjali Ka Le... Us Mein Virus Aur Bacteria Nahi Hote! -
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Boy: Kya Logi, Beer?
Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.
Boy: To Phir Cold-drink?
Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: What do you like in me?
Girl: People change with time but you didn't.
Boy: How?
Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!
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