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Upload to Facebook Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,
"Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?"
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Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho?
Girl: Yes Baby!
Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi!
Girl: Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties! -
Upload to Facebook Height of using Emoticons:
Boy: Kya Kal Raat Tum Party Mein Thi?
Girl: 🐘
Boy: Yeh Kya?
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Girl: Ha Thi -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho
Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha...
Boys Always Rock... -
Upload to Facebook Ek Shehari Ladke Ko Gaon Ki Chhori Se Naya-Naya Pyaar Hua
Ladka: Jaanu Tumhe Whatsaap Chalana Aata Hai?
Ladki: Nahin Ji, Par Aap Chalana Main Peeche Baith Jaungi..! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Why don't you had a boyfriend yet?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, Why don't you had a girlfriend?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life's like a dreamy cloud, you are in my heart like a shinning drizzle on dry soil.
Girl: Now go further, I like listening to your weather report! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.
Girl: Superman? Ironman?
Boy: No, It's Yourman! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
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