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Upload to Facebook It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Them: I eat mostly whole foods.
Me: So do I. Whole pizzas, a whole can of biscuits, whole cake, whole bags of Doritos, whole tubs of ice cream! -
Upload to Facebook Snaccident (noun):
Eating an entire pizza/bag of chips by mistake! -
Upload to Facebook The only Fitbit steps I enjoy taking are the ones I get when I'm shopping! -
Upload to Facebook In a zombie apocalypse, vegans will be the first to be eaten because they're organic! -
Upload to Facebook Alexa, go to the gym for me! -
Upload to Facebook Just ran some numbers and realized that I would have been the 46th richest man in the world if I didn't eat out this often! -
Upload to Facebook Chocolate is the best investment.
You buy 100 gms and you gain 2 kg! -
Upload to Facebook WANTED:
A good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. She shouldn't be too fast! -
Upload to Facebook How am I supposed to lose weight?
When the best part about life is food!
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