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Upload to Facebook Two reasons why I'm fat:
1. I eat when I'm bored
2. I'm always bored -
Upload to Facebook Chocolate doesn't melt.
It's crying because you aren't eating it! -
Upload to Facebook Next time someone asks you how much you weigh?
Tell them one hundred and sexy! -
Upload to Facebook It's gonna take more than a wish and a prayer to get myself in last year's bathing suit! -
Upload to Facebook What is unconditional love?
I looked at my Pizza! -
Upload to Facebook Being healthy is the slowest possible way of dying! -
Upload to Facebook According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.
After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes I wish that mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood! -
Upload to Facebook I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded.
So I dropped the idea! -
Upload to Facebook Telling people I'm on a diet to prepare for a movie role because that sounds way better than "my wife is not letting me eat burgers"!
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