I have started losing my winter fat. And now I'll have spring rolls! |
The hardest part of my diet is watching my friends eat! |
I hate when I finish two cheeseburgers, fries, and an apple pie... then remember I was supposed to eat a handful of almonds! |
Working out sucks but the results are awesome. Being lazy is awesome but the results suck! |
Humans used to exercise to find food. Now we exercise to get rid of food! |
Trainer: It's crucial that you stick to a super high protein diet. Me: I know, I just had a block of cheese! |
Burning your body fat makes you a mass murderer! |
Eyebrows. The only thing you can get in shape without exercise! |
Me in my 20s: Eats junk food, works out and loses 5 lbs in a week. Me in my 30s: Eats healthy, works out, gains love handles overnight. |
My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends! |