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Upload to Facebook Most people goals: Get married and have babies.
My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat! -
Upload to Facebook Today is chest and leg day!
Me ordering at KFC! -
Upload to Facebook I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.
I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road! -
Upload to Facebook No matter how much you eat, there is always some room for dessert.
Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, it goes to the heart! -
Upload to Facebook I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!
I'm going to park the car and walk in! -
Upload to Facebook Eat like no one is going to see you naked! -
Upload to Facebook My GOAL of 2019 is... not to become more 'GOLE'! -
Upload to Facebook The past of eat is ate;
The future of ate is weight;
And the funniest part is that people realize it when it's too late! -
Upload to Facebook Might wake up early and go for a jog.
Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same! -
Upload to Facebook I'm not over eating. I am just stocking the food just in case I get hungry later!
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