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Upload to Facebook I went to the store to buy 6 cans of Sprite.
It's only when I got home I realised I picked 7-up! -
Upload to Facebook The chocolate box said 500 gms then how did I put on 2 kgs! -
Upload to Facebook Killer whales weigh 7 tons and can jump 15 feet in the air and I groan when I stand up from the couch! -
Upload to Facebook I wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, my temper and even my mind! -
Upload to Facebook Every time I lose some weight.
I find it again in the refrigerator! -
Upload to Facebook What did I learn today?
Losing weight while eating donuts is easy if you only eat the hole! -
Upload to Facebook For those needing motivation:
The past tense of fit is fat! -
Upload to Facebook With every passing hour, you are one hour closer to your next food! -
Upload to Facebook Egg + Mayo = Egg Salad
Potato + Mayo = Potato Salad
Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad
Math proves mayo magically turns any food into salad! -
Upload to Facebook I go to the gym religiously and by religiously I mean only on holidays and just to please my parents!
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