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Upload to Facebook I never cried at weddings, except for the last one when the preacher asked me if I do! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Whose number is this. Who's she?
Husband: I don't know. Google must have put it there as they did for UIDAI! -
Upload to Facebook Today, I'm celebrating National Girlfriend's Day the same way I celebrate it every year; behind my wife's back! -
Upload to Facebook I don't like to be in the company of people who are more intelligent than me.
So I got married! -
Upload to Facebook If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you? -
Upload to Facebook Got my heavy goods license today.
Or as my wife likes to call it "marriage certificate"! -
Upload to Facebook If ladies can decide what to wear and what to eat, half their life is sorted out; the other half anyway is dedicated to sorting out husband, children, relatives and colleagues! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Amitabh Bachchan is a really great actor. Sharab Na Peete Hue Bhi Sharab Peene Ki Kitni Achhi Acting Kar Lete Hain!
Husband to himself: Ab Isko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Sharab Na Pee Kar Peene Ki Acting Karne Se... SHarab Pee Kar, Na Peene Ki Acting Karna Kitna Mushkil Hai! Sach Mein Hamari Toh Koi Kadar Hi Nahi!
(Husband name not disclosed due to intolerance issues!) -
Upload to Facebook After her husband has gone back to refill his drink for the fifth time at a host's party, the wife looks at him and says, "Aren't you embarrassed to keep going back for more?"
Husband says, "Nope. I Keep telling them it's for you!" -
Upload to Facebook A wife went shopping and bought home a beautiful shirt for her husband who was impressed and asked, "How much did you pay?"
She replied "It was given free with a ₹ 9000/- Saree. I liked the shirt so much, I decided to buy the saree"!
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