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Upload to Facebook People who say their wedding day was the BEST day of their lives have never had 2 chocolate bars fall from a vending machine at the same time! -
Upload to Facebook A controversial and debatable question:
Today if Raavan took your wife away, would you still consider him evil? -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?
Husband: The doctor has asked me to wear my specs whenever I see a headache coming! -
Upload to Facebook Getting angry at somebody? Just think about the person... If the person is junior to you, count up to 10 and then talk.
If the person is equal to you, count up to 30 and talk.
If the person is senior to you, count 100 and then talk.
If the person is your wife... keep counting! -
Upload to Facebook The most helpful tool in housekeeping is a guilty husband! -
Upload to Facebook It's amazing how with each day, couples continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other! -
Upload to Facebook Husband was staring at a hoarding for a long time.
The hoarding was of a beautiful girl with a mixer grinder.
Wife taps his arms gently and said, "Let's go home. The exchange offer is only on the mixer grinder!" -
Upload to Facebook Husband takes his wife to a disco, there's a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.
Wife turns to her husband & sighs "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him & I said no!"
Husband says "It looks like he's still out celebrating!" -
Upload to Facebook My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I've added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's Sangria than ever before! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip to all wives:
If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyway!
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