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Upload to Facebook My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: My head is hurting.
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Tum Mujhe 'Aap' Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
Wife: Shut Aap! -
Upload to Facebook Very effective threat by wife in a new style:
The amount of time you'll spend on Facebook, Whatsapp and Twitter...
The equal amount of time I'll spend on Flipkart, Amazon and Snapdeal!
Husband went offline immediately! -
Upload to Facebook I read a book on marriage and it said, "You should treat your wife as you treated her on your 1st date".
So I took her to dinner at a restaurant and then I dropped her at her parents' house! -
Upload to Facebook The symptoms of EBOLA are:
Sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone! -
Upload to Facebook Most people don't truly appreciate being single until they've been married! -
Upload to Facebook People don't get married anymore, they just update their privacy policy! -
Upload to Facebook Husband came home from the pub 4 hours late.
Wife: Where the hell have you been?
Husband: I've been playing poker with some blokes.
Wife: Playing poker? Well, you can pack your bags and go!
Husband: So can you, this isn't our house anymore! -
Upload to Facebook Alimony:
A severance package for those who thought marriage was a good career choice!
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