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Upload to Facebook A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until your wife notices and finds some work for him! -
Upload to Facebook I accompanied my wife when she went to get a haircut.
Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo. "Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said.
"But my wife is here getting a haircut," I explained.
"Yes," she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for"! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet.... you need to open! -
Upload to Facebook After all is said and done, more will be said by your wife about the other things that she wants to be done! -
Upload to Facebook Not to brag but my wife calls my observations on marriage - my absurdvations! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Never ask your wife for a suggestion on:
Kahan Chalna Hai?
Kya Khana Hai?
If you are not looking for answers like, 'Kahin Bhi' and 'Kuch Bhi'! -
Upload to Facebook Never go with your spouse for a walk...
Calories Burn Karna Hai Khoon Nahi! -
Upload to Facebook My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'! -
Upload to Facebook "OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?"
The Reply was "OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?" -
Upload to Facebook After finishing dinner:
Husband (Romantically): What is in 'Dessert'?
Wife: Cactus!
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