86% of marriage is just spending time you should be doing stuff you were asked to do thinking of reasons why you didn't do it! |
I salute all men who choose to be adventurous... A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival! |
Husband to Wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes. She hugged him immediately! |
Survey & Analysis says: If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple! |
Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun? Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo! |
A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age! |
In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking! |
Position of a husband is just like a split AC, no matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor! |
A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles. He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals! |
Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook. One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband. Husband: The food tastes awful. Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking! |