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Upload to Facebook I hate when my wife asks me trick questions. They usually start with `Do you remember...`! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt.
Husband: So?
Wife: So are you dating a bald woman? -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically! -
Upload to Facebook A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, "And I hope you die a long, slow, and very painful death."
Husband turned around and said, "So you want me to stay?" -
Upload to Facebook Few more days to Valentine's Day:
Wives have become more polite than customer care! -
Upload to Facebook There are many brave people, who always want to fight & be adventurous.
Some choose Army & retire soon.
Others get Married & fight to Death! -
Upload to Facebook A wife chatting with her friend about her husband.
Just imagine... I asked him for 5000/- to go to the parlour. He looked me up & down and gave me 10000/-
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Idiot! -
Upload to Facebook My wife left to get a haircut so I've got maybe 2 hours to practice my "that looks great!" face in the mirror! -
Upload to Facebook If French is the language of love, then long silences peppered with sarcasm must be the language of marriage! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: I love you till Moon and back.
Wife: Priya Ke Pati Toh Jupiter Tak Gaye The Uske Liye Aur Aap Bas Moon and Back!
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