Marriage SMS

  • Friends are forever.<br/>
Until they get married!Upload to Facebook
    Friends are forever.
    Until they get married!
  • What is the difference between desire and greed?<br/>
Getting married is desire, but trying to be happy after marriage is greed!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between desire and greed?
    Getting married is desire, but trying to be happy after marriage is greed!
  • I expect any day now to find out from my wife what my New Year's resolutions will be!Upload to Facebook
    I expect any day now to find out from my wife what my New Year's resolutions will be!
  • Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.<br/>
Wife: Shut Aap!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
    Wife: Shut Aap!
  • Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished.<br/>
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I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!Upload to Facebook
    Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished.
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    I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!
  • Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.<br/>
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.
    Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
  • I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married!Upload to Facebook
    I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married!
  • Wife: I want a divorce because you won't stop talking in egg phrases.<br/>
Husband: I don't want this marriage to be over easy. I'm scrambling to fix this!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I want a divorce because you won't stop talking in egg phrases.
    Husband: I don't want this marriage to be over easy. I'm scrambling to fix this!
  • Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.<br/>
Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!Upload to Facebook
    Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.
    Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
  • A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - `That's the first time I ever saw her hot!`
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    A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"
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