Friends are forever. Until they get married! |
What is the difference between desire and greed? Getting married is desire, but trying to be happy after marriage is greed! |
I expect any day now to find out from my wife what my New Year's resolutions will be! |
Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo. Wife: Shut Aap! |
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. . . . . . . . . I just don't understand why marriage is still legal! |
Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom. Husband: Next time take the car, silly! |
I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married! |
Wife: I want a divorce because you won't stop talking in egg phrases. Husband: I don't want this marriage to be over easy. I'm scrambling to fix this! |
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere! |
A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!" |