Why M is straight and W is the opposite way? Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way! |
Men are a living proof that women can handle anything! |
Men have opinions, women have advice! |
Men look at a woman's behind and go, "Wow, what an ass!" Women look at a man's face and think the same thing! |
Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie! |
A man's face is his autobiography; a woman's face is her fiction! |
A woman's silence is... . . . . . golden opportunity for the man to either apologize or run as fast... and as far as he can, because she is probably plotting a murder! |
Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men. Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so! |
For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version. It doesn't listen to anything! |
If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another! |