Men and Women SMS

  • Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?<br/>
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!Upload to Facebook
    Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?
    Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!
  • Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!Upload to Facebook
    Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!
  • Men have opinions, women have advice!Upload to Facebook
    Men have opinions, women have advice!
  • Men look at a woman's behind and go, `Wow, what an ass!`<br/>
Women look at a man's face and think the same thing!Upload to Facebook
    Men look at a woman's behind and go, "Wow, what an ass!"
    Women look at a man's face and think the same thing!
  • Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.<br/>
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!Upload to Facebook
    Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.
    That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
  • A man's face is his autobiography;<br/>
a woman's face is her fiction!Upload to Facebook
    A man's face is his autobiography;
    a woman's face is her fiction!
  • A woman's silence is...<br/>
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golden opportunity for the man to either apologize or run as fast... and as far as he can, because she is probably plotting a murder!Upload to Facebook
    A woman's silence is...
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    golden opportunity for the man to either apologize or run as fast... and as far as he can, because she is probably plotting a murder!
  • Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.<br/>
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!Upload to Facebook
    Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.
    Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
  • For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.<br/>
It doesn't listen to anything!Upload to Facebook
    For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.
    It doesn't listen to anything!
  • If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!Upload to Facebook
    If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!
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