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  • Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. <br/>
They just don't work!Upload to Facebook
    Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
    They just don't work!
  • What did the garlic bread say to the pizza who was blocking its way? <br/>
Pizza Hut!Upload to Facebook
    What did the garlic bread say to the pizza who was blocking its way?
    Pizza Hut!
  • Two peanuts walked out of a bar, one was assaulted!Upload to Facebook
    Two peanuts walked out of a bar, one was assaulted!
  • What do Mexican clocks say? <br/>
Tick taco!Upload to Facebook
    What do Mexican clocks say?
    Tick taco!
  • What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu? <br/>
For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu?
    For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment!
  • On my tombstone, I want it written:<br/>
In the end there was no key to life, just this box!Upload to Facebook
    On my tombstone, I want it written:
    In the end there was no key to life, just this box!
  • Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.<br/>
They just don't work!Upload to Facebook
    Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
    They just don't work!
  • He got a job in a prison library.<br/>
It had it's own prose and cons!Upload to Facebook
    He got a job in a prison library.
    It had it's own prose and cons!
  • Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?<br/>
He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?
    He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint!
  • Did you hear the joke about the pizza?<br/>
Nah it's too cheesy!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
    Nah it's too cheesy!
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