What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y! |
What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo? Ext-inked! |
How do farmers party? They turnip the beets! |
My niece calls me Ankle. I call her Knees! 'Clearly a Joint Family'! |
Well, to be Frank... I'd have to change my name! |
What do you call a reptilian detective? An Investi-Gator! |
What did the biologist wear on his first date? Designer genes! |
What did a Sushi say to a Bee? Wasabi! |
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh, sheet! |
What kind of car does a rich cow drive? A cattlelac! |