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A-mean-oh-acid! -
Upload to Facebook Wanna hear joke bout construction?
Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it! -
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They log in! -
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It's not stroganoff! -
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"Will you BMI Valentine?" -
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Humphree! -
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Eyeronic! -
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Now he's just Dav! -
Upload to Facebook Do you know why I make puns?
Because it's my respunsibility!
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