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Upload to Facebook Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?
Teacher: What?
Pappu: USB! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
Pappu: I am asymptomatic! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?
Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Pappu: I love you! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Can you lend me 2000 rupees?
Bunty: I don't have right now.
Pappu: Can I use mine and you give when you have it? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love you.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Pappu: You are so beautiful you deserve two boyfriends! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Have you done anything generous?
Pappu: I met a boy outside my house crying, he had lost 100 rupees. So I gave him 10 rupees from the 100 rupees I found. When God blesses you, you must bless others!
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