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Upload to Facebook Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.
Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?
Bunty: How?
Pappu: Just sell it! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: What is GPS?
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
Pappu: So it's Mom? -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
Pappu: Quarantine.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: What do you do?
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: True love always comes back.
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
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