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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, where is mom?
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?
Pappu: In other nation.
Bunty: Which nation?
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You are my drug.
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu was listening to music in the class.
Teacher: Pay attention.
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
Pappu: The last thing you said is, "Pay Attention"! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?
Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'? -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
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