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Upload to Facebook Bunty: I think you should get married now.
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast? -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Define alcohol.
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Where's your homework?
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What makes life so difficult?
Pappu: I think people! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?
Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.
Bunty: Hua Kya?
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, "Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!" -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because they love beaching around!
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