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Upload to Facebook Professor: Je Koi Munda Girls Hostel Di Taraf Geya Ta Pehli Vaar Rs.100 fine, Duji Vaar 200 Te Tiji Vaar 500 fine Lagguga.
Pappu: Sir Ji, PASS Kine Da Banuga? -
Upload to Facebook Saade Layi Ta Valentine Week Aiven Langh Geya,
Jiven Sharabian Layi Naraate! -
Upload to Facebook Vehle Assi - 'Tension' Lokan Nu! -
Upload to Facebook Petrol, Sharab Te Net Pack Jinne Marzi Mehnge Ho Jaan,
Punjabiyan Nu Koi Farak Nahi Painda! -
Upload to Facebook Mangal Sutra Latakda Hovey Ta Kudi Shaadi Shuda;
Je Munh Latakda Hovey Ta Munda! -
Upload to Facebook ਉੱਠ ਕੇ ਸਵੇਰੇ ਨਾਮ ਲਈਏ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ;
ਦੋਵੇਂ ਹੱਥ ਜੋੜ ਭਲਾ ਮੰਗੀਏ ਸੱਬ ਦਾ!
Uth Ke Savere Naam Layiye Rabb Da;
Dove Hath Jod Bhala Mangiye Sab Da!
Good Morning! -
Upload to Facebook Biology Teacher: What is Aloe Vera?
Pappu: It's a Punjabi sister/brother offering something to his elder brother! -
Upload to Facebook Yaar Change Hoan Tan Rabb Ban Jande Ne;
Yaar Madde Hoan Tan Yabb Ban Jande Ne! -
Upload to Facebook Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te Share Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich Safari Gaddi Mang Layi Hove! -
Upload to Facebook Urdu Mein Arz Kiya Hai:
Woh Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi;
Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye Toh Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon!
Punjabi Explanation in Short:
MAIN DUJJI LABH LAYI!
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