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    I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...
    I get hungry pretty soon!
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    Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear!
  • BJP wins the UK.<br/>

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    BJP wins the UK.
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  • Indian justice system explained.<br/>
If the rapist is poor, kill him.<br/>
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    Indian justice system explained.
    If the rapist is poor, kill him.
    If rapist is influential, kill the victim!
  • Top 3 situations that require witnesses:<br/><br/>

1) Accident<br/>
2) Murder<br/>
3) Marriage<br/><br/>

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    Top 3 situations that require witnesses:

    1) Accident
    2) Murder
    3) Marriage

    Need I say more?
  • Toothpaste Mein Namak Ho Gaya Purana,<br/>
Ab Kya Aapke Khaane Mein Pyaaz Hai?<br/>
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    Toothpaste Mein Namak Ho Gaya Purana,
    Ab Kya Aapke Khaane Mein Pyaaz Hai?
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  • When my wife stops talking to me, I silently go to the kitchen and tighten all the lids.<br/>
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    When my wife stops talking to me, I silently go to the kitchen and tighten all the lids.
    Checkmate!
  • My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.<br/>
It is called lunch!Upload to Facebook
    My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
    It is called lunch!
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So I'm not fat, I'm flooded!Upload to Facebook
    The human body is roughly 60% water...
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    A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!
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