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I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...
I get hungry pretty soon! -
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Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear! -
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BJP wins the UK.
(Boris Johnson Party)! -
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Indian justice system explained.
If the rapist is poor, kill him.
If rapist is influential, kill the victim! -
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Top 3 situations that require witnesses:
1) Accident
2) Murder
3) Marriage
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Toothpaste Mein Namak Ho Gaya Purana,
Ab Kya Aapke Khaane Mein Pyaaz Hai?
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When my wife stops talking to me, I silently go to the kitchen and tighten all the lids.
Checkmate! -
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My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
It is called lunch! -
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The human body is roughly 60% water...
So I'm not fat, I'm flooded! -
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A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!
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