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  • I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!Upload to Facebook
    I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!
  • You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.<br/>
Some relationships are so complicated!Upload to Facebook
    You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.
    Some relationships are so complicated!
  • Guaranteed things in life:<br/>

1. Sunrise<br/>
2. Sunset<br/>
3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!Upload to Facebook
    Guaranteed things in life:
    1. Sunrise
    2. Sunset
    3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!
  • Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?Upload to Facebook
    Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?
  • I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...<br/>
and rest of the dream, I don't remember!Upload to Facebook
    I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...
    and rest of the dream, I don't remember!
  • Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...<br/>
So pancakes are more important than family!Upload to Facebook
    Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...
    So pancakes are more important than family!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!
  • I'm worried, guys. My wife hasn't yet told me what my new year resolutions are!Upload to Facebook
    I'm worried, guys. My wife hasn't yet told me what my new year resolutions are!
  • Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. <br/>
I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!Upload to Facebook
    Getting married is easy, staying married is hard.
    I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!
  • The fall of Maharashtra govt. is simply because of gravity and Newton is responsible for it!Upload to Facebook
    The fall of Maharashtra govt. is simply because of gravity and Newton is responsible for it!
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