Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade! |
Wife: I am pissed! Husband: Again or still? |
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong! |
I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't want any other woman giving me orders! |
My self-care is just knowing there's a bag of unopened double stuffed Oreos hidden in the pantry! |
Memories are always special. Sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried, and we cry by remembering the days we laughed. That's life! |
Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy, it doesn't mean that you are not headed for sunshine! |
Hate your job? Don't like spending long hours at work? The solution is simple, get married. You'll start loving your job! |
On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. Exactly after 5 minutes, he received a phone call from his wife asking him why he isn't answering her calls! |
5G is amazingly fast. . . . . . Juhi Chawla already got the bill! |