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  • Feeling adventurous?<br/><br/>

Next time your wife calls you, reject the call and text her `He's busy`. And then turn off your mobile.
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All the best!Upload to Facebook
    Feeling adventurous?

    Next time your wife calls you, reject the call and text her "He's busy". And then turn off your mobile.

    All the best!
  • The same people who tell you to not get a tattoo because your taste will change will also tell you to be married to the same woman until death parts you!Upload to Facebook
    The same people who tell you to not get a tattoo because your taste will change will also tell you to be married to the same woman until death parts you!
  • There is no wine if grapes are not pressed.<br/>
No perfume if flowers are not crushed.<br/>
So, don't be afraid if there are pressures in your life that will bring the best out of you!Upload to Facebook
    There is no wine if grapes are not pressed.
    No perfume if flowers are not crushed.
    So, don't be afraid if there are pressures in your life that will bring the best out of you!
  • Breaking:<br/>
Maharashtra Governor calls up Ram Gopal Verma.<br/>
Woh Sarkar Teen Baar Bana Chuka Hai!<br/>
#Maharastra2019deadlockUpload to Facebook
    Breaking:
    Maharashtra Governor calls up Ram Gopal Verma.
    Woh Sarkar Teen Baar Bana Chuka Hai!
    #Maharastra2019deadlock
  • I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...<br/>
I was just sitting there doing nothing!Upload to Facebook
    I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...
    I was just sitting there doing nothing!
  • Masjid Dha De, Mandir Dha De, Dha De Jo Kuch Dhainda;<br/>
Par Kisi Da Dil Na Dhanwin, Rabb Dilaan Vich Rehnda!<br/>
~ Bulleh Shah<br/><br/>

#RamJanambhoomiBabriMasjidUpload to Facebook
    Masjid Dha De, Mandir Dha De, Dha De Jo Kuch Dhainda;
    Par Kisi Da Dil Na Dhanwin, Rabb Dilaan Vich Rehnda!
    ~ Bulleh Shah

    #RamJanambhoomiBabriMasjid
  • Police: We want justice.<br/>
Judge: Where is your lawyer?<br/>
#LawyersvsDelhiPoliceUpload to Facebook
    Police: We want justice.
    Judge: Where is your lawyer?
    #LawyersvsDelhiPolice
  • Delhi Mein Ulti Ganga Beh Rahi Hai...<br/>
Police Protection Maang Rahi Hai Aur Lawyers Justice!Upload to Facebook
    Delhi Mein Ulti Ganga Beh Rahi Hai...
    Police Protection Maang Rahi Hai Aur Lawyers Justice!
  • Unfortunate person is the one, who had:<br/>
planned a trip via Cox and Kings on Jet Flight;<br/>
invested in PMC Bank FD & DHFL NCDs;<br/>
purchased a flat in Lokhandwala Minerva;<br/>
got stake in Gitanmjali shares;<br/>
and currently staying in Delhi NCR!Upload to Facebook
    Unfortunate person is the one, who had:
    planned a trip via Cox and Kings on Jet Flight;
    invested in PMC Bank FD & DHFL NCDs;
    purchased a flat in Lokhandwala Minerva;
    got stake in Gitanmjali shares;
    and currently staying in Delhi NCR!
  • Happy wife, happy life.<br/>
Happy husband, suspicious wife!Upload to Facebook
    Happy wife, happy life.
    Happy husband, suspicious wife!
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