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Upload to Facebook Conversation in heaven:
Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.
American: I died because of a hurricane.
Delhiite: I was doing Yoga in the morning! -
Upload to Facebook To whichever country that he goes, our prime minister tells people in that country, 'Come, set up your business in India'.
I am very happy and excited about his current visit to Thailand! -
Upload to Facebook Delhi smog situation is worsening.
Many men were caught hugging their own wives! -
Upload to Facebook Men smoke cigarettes;
Adults smoke cigar;
Legends stay in Delhi-NCR -
Upload to Facebook Delhi is so smoky right now that if you don't chug your Glen down fast, it will turn into a Laphroaig! -
Upload to Facebook Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you have when you see your food coming to your table in a restaurant! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like a fortress besieged.
Those who are outside want to get in and those who are inside want to get out! -
Upload to Facebook We spend the first 4 years of our lives learning how to stand and speak; and the next 14 being told to sit down and shut up! -
Upload to Facebook At McDonald:
Cashier: Your order, sir?
Me: I'll have a McSalad.
Cashier: Sir, there's no McSalad.
Me: At least, I tried eating healthy and that's what matters. Give me one McSpicy and one fries! -
Upload to Facebook One of the best hangover lines:
Wife: Baby you love me na?
Husband: Who is Meena?
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