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Upload to Facebook The heaviest property our body has is not weight it's EGO! -
Upload to Facebook Waiter brings the bill.
Alia Bhatt: Yeh Kisi Aur Ka Bill Ley Aaye Kya Aap?
Waiter: Kyon M'am, Yeh Aapka Hi Bill Hai.
Alia Bhatt: Arre... Lekin Maine VAT Aur Service Tax To Order Hi Nahi Kiya Tha! -
Upload to Facebook Hug someone you love and tell how much you care because When they are gone no matter how loud you shout and cry they won't hear you anymore. -
Upload to Facebook Wife (after a fight): Tell me those 3 magical words.
Husband: I love you
Wife: No not this
Husband: I like you
Wife: Again No, not this
Husband: I miss you
Wife: Getting more angry... No no Husband: Galti Meri Thi! -
Upload to Facebook I didn't make it to the gym today.
That makes five years in a row! -
Upload to Facebook Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage has its own ups and downs. At times, you want to throw the other person off the cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch them! -
Upload to Facebook Reminder: You are always responsible for how you act, no matter how you feel! -
Upload to Facebook Life is all about balance.
Trust but don't be deceived.
Be kind but don't let people abuse you.
Be content but never stop improving yourself! -
Upload to Facebook #IPLVerdict
Sir Jadeja played for Kochi, CSK and RR - all the three got banned. Now let's hope the Indian team doesn't get banned!
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