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Upload to Facebook At Vaccination Centre: Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American? Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics? Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you? Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I call my wife Fitbit.
Banta: Is it because she's health-conscious?
Santa: No, it's because whenever she sees me sitting idle, she tells me to move around and do something! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My boss says that an employee like me is hard to find.
Banta: Because you're good at your job?
Santa: No, it's because most of the time I'm in the toilet! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife said that I was wrong about something I told her but I knew I was right. But I kept quiet.
Banta: Why? You should have told her that she was wrong.
Santa: I may be right, but I'm definitely not stupid! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife drives like lightning.
Banta: She drives fast?
Santa: Na, she just hits the trees! -
Upload to Facebook Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?
Santa: Why would I want two empty? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: That missing Malaysian flight is not yet found.
Santa: Had I been on board that flight, my wife would have easily found it in no time! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife is like a grill.
Banta: Wow, so hot?
Santa: Yes, but she also roasts me when hot! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I can't go home at night after partying with friends. My wife stays up & fights with me for being drunk.
Santa: Do what I do. Once I reach home, I just slam the door & shout `Honey, are you awake? I'm in the mood for some action`. She indifferently pretends to be asleep!
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