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Upload to Facebook Colleague: Can you recommend something for constant headaches?
Santa: Have you tried marriage? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day?
Santa: Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You're a star. Santa: Wow, because I'm awesome? Jeeto: No, it's because I want you to be a million light-years away from me! -
Upload to Facebook Police Officer: Do you realize how dangerously your car was swerving between the lanes? Santa: Sorry officer, but I'm terribly drunk. Police Officer: But that's not an excuse to let your wife drive! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: After our marriage, my wife taught me the business. Banta: What business? Santa: To mind my own business! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife calls me iPhone.
Banta: Because you're classy?
Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I wake up every morning depressed. Any idea what this condition is called?
Santa: Married! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife knows me so well that she finishes my sentences. Banta: Wow, so romantic. But how's it even possible? Santa: Super easy, she just says `Shut up`! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the difference between 'Paneer Masala' and 'Paneer Tikka Masala'? Santa: The latter one is vaccinated! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai? Santa: Tere Paas Biwi Hai Ya Girlfriend? Banta: Biwi. Santa: To Phir Sunday Hai!
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