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Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife always tells me those three words. Banta: I love you? Santa: No, Stop Embarrassing Me! -
Upload to Facebook Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays. Santa: It must be my 'weekend' immune system! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Who did this to you? Santa: Wife Doctor: Why? Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework. Doctor: Then? Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger! -
Upload to Facebook At a Police Station: Santa: I want to talk to the thief who broke into my house last night. Police Officer: Why do you want to talk to him? Santa: I just want to know how he got into my house without waking up my wife. I've been trying it for years! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Hey, this is not fair. You only call when you need something from me.
Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: OMG, you have a black eye. Who did that to you?
Santa: My wife.
Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.
Santa: That's what I thought too! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What did you get on Christmas?
Santa: My wife went to buy a Christmas present for me but then she saw a beautiful purse. So she bought a pair of shoes for her! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You tell a man something, it goes into one ear and comes out of the other.
Santa: You tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth! -
Upload to Facebook While in this farmers' protest Santa was cornered by the media.
Media: What are you protesting for?
Santa: The govt should remove the three laws and keep only one law.
Media: You mean remove the recent 3 farm laws?
Santa: No. the Mother-in-law, the Father-in-law and the Brother-in-law.
Media: And which law should be kept?
Santa: Only Sister-in-law! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: What is your New Year's resolution?
Santa: I don't know. You haven't told me!
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