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Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife and I share the same passion.
Banta: How?
Santa: I want to travel and she wants me to go away! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Do you have a problem with alcohol?
Santa: No, I have a problem without alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty?
Santa: It's because you're a pessimist! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: You know? My uncle is now resting in peace.
Banta: I had no clue your uncle died.
Santa: No, the one who died was my aunt! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Honey, the car is getting hot. What should I do?
Santa: Tell the car you have a headache! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Tera Kattar Dushman Tere Samne Kab Jhukta Hai?
Banta: Karva Chauth Par!
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Upload to Facebook Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.
Banta: What? Are you Okay?
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You know what your problem is?
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?
Santa: May be an hour, at the most two!
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