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Upload to Facebook Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?
Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.
Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you? -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.
Santa: What's so special?
Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.
Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.
Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?
Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence?
Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What kind of tattoo should I get?
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
Santa: Chhole Bhature Bana De Phir! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife should have been a Minister in the Government. She's extremely good at creating jobs.
Banta: How?
Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a big star?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because of Twinkle Twinkle little star! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: How did you get hurt?
Santa: I told my wife that she has gained a little weight during the lockdown. And that's the last thing I remember before gaining consciousness! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Your eyes are beautiful.
Jeeto: I got it from my dad.
Santa: I think you got it from your mom.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: You see fault in everything I do, just like your mom!
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