Banta: Did you ever have any near-death experience? Santa: Yes, once I told my wife "I can't watch TV, you're blocking my view" while she was vacuuming! |
Jeeto: Can you explain why you're lazy all the time? Santa: Can I explain it tomorrow? |
Investment banker: Do you keep your money in the bank or at home? Santa: In my memories! |
Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary? Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done! |
Santa: Weather is like my wife these days. Banta: Oh such beautiful thought. Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable! |
Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday. Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise? Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday! |
Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li. Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye! |
Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back? Santa: When did I do that? |
Banta: I rushed to the mall today. Santa: Why so? Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that "all women's clothes are 75% off" is not exactly what I thought! |
Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card? Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all! |