SantaBanta SMS

  • Banta: Did you ever have any near-death experience?<br/>
Santa: Yes, once I told my wife `I can't watch TV, you're blocking my view` while she was vacuuming!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Did you ever have any near-death experience?
    Santa: Yes, once I told my wife "I can't watch TV, you're blocking my view" while she was vacuuming!
  • Jeeto: Can you explain why you're lazy all the time?<br/>
Santa: Can I explain it tomorrow?Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Can you explain why you're lazy all the time?
    Santa: Can I explain it tomorrow?
  • Investment banker: Do you keep your money in the bank or at home?<br/>
Santa: In my memories!Upload to Facebook
    Investment banker: Do you keep your money in the bank or at home?
    Santa: In my memories!
  • Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary?<br/>
Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary?
    Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done!
  • Santa: Weather is like my wife these days.<br/>
Banta: Oh such beautiful thought.<br/>
Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Weather is like my wife these days.
    Banta: Oh such beautiful thought.
    Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable!
  • Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday.<br/>
Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?<br/>
Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday.
    Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?
    Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday!
  • Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.<br/>
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
    Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye!
  • Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?<br/>
Santa: When did I do that?Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?
    Santa: When did I do that?
  • Banta: I rushed to the mall today.<br/>
Santa: Why so?<br/>
Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that `all women's clothes are 75% off` is not exactly what I thought!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: I rushed to the mall today.
    Santa: Why so?
    Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that "all women's clothes are 75% off" is not exactly what I thought!
  • Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?<br/>
Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?
    Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all!
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