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Upload to Facebook No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person! -
Upload to Facebook Independent, educated women are mostly...
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Upload to Facebook Fact:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Truth:
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men! -
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Upload to Facebook A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics
Nurse: How much do you weigh?
Lady: 135
The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.
Nurse: Your height?
Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.
The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.
Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat! -
Upload to Facebook Pro tips on how to win an argument:
1. Take birth as a girl.
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Upload to Facebook A study showed that women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than husbands.
Because she can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband one minute with the same neighbour! -
Upload to Facebook 20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements! -
Upload to Facebook The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong" is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming! -
Upload to Facebook Women are pretty simple:
If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;
And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!
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