A telephone pole never hits an automobile except in self-defense. |
A word of advice: Don't give it! |
If you don't like the news, go out and make some. |
I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out. |
How many bulbs are required to change people? |
It is better to give than to lend; and it costs about the same. |
Handicapped Golfer: A man who plays golf with his wife! |
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. |
Failure takes the path of least persistence. |
Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two. |