No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway. |
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. |
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. |
I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few. |
A lifelong friend is one you haven't borrowed money from yet. |
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker. |
Never trust a doctor with a good handwriting. |
Tips- Wages we pay to other people's hired help. |
Perfect time is previous minute minus one. |
Patience - What you have when you don't know what to do next. |