Marriage Graffiti

  • What's Checkmate?<br /><br />
You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, `Was she hot?`<br />
You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!<br />
That's checkmate!Upload to Facebook
    What's Checkmate?

    You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, "Was she hot?"
    You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!
    That's checkmate!
  • Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people:<br />
If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse!Upload to Facebook
    Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people:
    If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse!
  • Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer.Upload to Facebook
    Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer.
  • The best way to get a wife to argue with you, is to say something.Upload to Facebook
    The best way to get a wife to argue with you, is to say something.
  • Women begin by resisting a man's advances and end by blocking his retreat.Upload to Facebook
    Women begin by resisting a man's advances and end by blocking his retreat.
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