What's Checkmate? You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, "Was she hot?" You can't say YES and you can't even say NO! That's checkmate! |
Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people: If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse! |
Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer. |
The best way to get a wife to argue with you, is to say something. |
Women begin by resisting a man's advances and end by blocking his retreat. |