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Upload to Facebook Things to learn from Bollywood.
1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya.
2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!' -
Upload to Facebook Alok Nath: I don't know who you are... but I will find you and do your Kanyadaan! -
Upload to Facebook Perhaps 'Dabangg' is the only movie in which Sonakshi Sinha had a single role.
In all the other movies, she looks like a "Double Roll"! -
Upload to Facebook Sonam Kapoor tested positive for swine flu. Clear proof that India is unsafe for women! -
Upload to Facebook Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit.
"Boss, Boss, Plan Gadbad Ho Geya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-Ache Hai."
Ajit: Rascal... Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye! -
Upload to Facebook The best part in the movie Roy is... where they open the exit doors and let you out! -
Upload to Facebook Rohit Shetty's career would end... if Mahindra stops manufacturing Scorpios! -
Upload to Facebook Alia reads in newspaper: Police caught 80 kg heroine!
Alia: Papa, Sonakshi Pakkdi Gayi! -
Upload to Facebook AIB show featuring Karan, Ranveer and Arjun:
After IIM, the next most promising choice of career is IIMB - Indian Institute of Maa Behen -
Upload to Facebook Someday they are going to make a colony in honour of Sanjay Dutt and call it 'Parole Bagh'!
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