Giving 'Happy New Year' an award for Best Film is like giving Sakshi Maharaj a Nobel for his efforts in setting family planning agendas! |
Sanjay Dutt also deserves a Padmabhushan. He is India's 1st Freelancer Prisoner! |
Sanjay Dutt won't mind being on the News Hour. He anyway is not interested in completing his sentences. |
MSG Censor Certification: SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God! |
Need urgent help: Please suggest me what should I do? PK Dekhu? Dekh Ke Piyun? Ya Peete Peete Dekhun? |
Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao. Bunty: Alia Bhatt. Teacher: Get out of the Class. Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai! |
Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia? Alia: Tata Sky! |
Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014. Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra! |
If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya! |
Irony of life: Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself! |