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  • Giving 'Happy New Year' an award for Best Film is like giving Sakshi Maharaj a Nobel for his efforts in setting family planning agendas!Upload to Facebook
    Giving 'Happy New Year' an award for Best Film is like giving Sakshi Maharaj a Nobel for his efforts in setting family planning agendas!
  • Sanjay Dutt also deserves a Padmabhushan. He is India's 1st Freelancer Prisoner!Upload to Facebook
    Sanjay Dutt also deserves a Padmabhushan. He is India's 1st Freelancer Prisoner!
  • Sanjay Dutt won't mind being on the News Hour. He anyway is not interested in completing his sentences.Upload to Facebook
    Sanjay Dutt won't mind being on the News Hour. He anyway is not interested in completing his sentences.
  • MSG Censor Certification:<br/>
SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God!Upload to Facebook
    MSG Censor Certification:
    SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God!
  • Need urgent help:<br/>
Please suggest me what should I do?<br/>

PK Dekhu?<br/>
Dekh Ke Piyun?<br/>
Ya Peete Peete Dekhun?Upload to Facebook
    Need urgent help:
    Please suggest me what should I do?
    PK Dekhu?
    Dekh Ke Piyun?
    Ya Peete Peete Dekhun?
  • Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.<br />
Bunty: Alia Bhatt.<br />
Teacher: Get out of the Class.<br />
Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.
    Bunty: Alia Bhatt.
    Teacher: Get out of the Class.
    Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
  • Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?<br/>
Alia: Tata Sky!Upload to Facebook
    Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?
    Alia: Tata Sky!
  • Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.<br />
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!Upload to Facebook
    Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.
    Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
  • If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!Upload to Facebook
    If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!
  • Irony of life:<br/>
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!Upload to Facebook
    Irony of life:
    Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
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