There may soon be a generation that believes Eid is celebrated because a Salman Khan film is releasing! |
Varun Dhawan: Messi retired! Alia Bhatt: Meri Bhi Maasi Retire Ho Gayi, Railway Mein Thi, Aur Tumhari? |
Alia Bhatt: Are Yoga Day and Shobha De brother and sister? Rahul Gandhi: I'm not sure if they both anything to do with Manna Dey! |
Interviewer: So what have you done different from the rest of the world since yesterday?
Pappu: Did not download "Udta Punjab" leaked at torrent! |
Neerja saved 359 lives 30 years ago and now she has saved one more - Sonam's career! |
There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax! |
Believed Airlift was based on True Events... almost till end, but then... they showed hot, young and polite Air Hostess in an Air India flight! |
Hrithik Roshan divorced. Farhan Akhtar divorced. Abhay Deol in a terrible dilemma. Katrina parts away from Ranbir. Even Kalki separated. Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara! |
Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot. Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags! |
Ranbir Kapoor: Jab Se Salman Bhai Ki Girlfriend Apni Girlfriend Banayai Hai, Saala Career Ki Watt Lag Gayi Hai! Abhishek Bachchan: Tumne To Sirf Girlfriend Banayi Hai Soch Maine To Shaadi Ki Hai! |