Bollywood SMS

  • There may soon be a generation that believes Eid is celebrated because a Salman Khan film is releasing!Upload to Facebook
    There may soon be a generation that believes Eid is celebrated because a Salman Khan film is releasing!
  • Varun Dhawan: Messi retired!<br/>
Alia Bhatt: Meri Bhi Maasi Retire Ho Gayi, Railway Mein Thi, Aur Tumhari?Upload to Facebook
    Varun Dhawan: Messi retired!
    Alia Bhatt: Meri Bhi Maasi Retire Ho Gayi, Railway Mein Thi, Aur Tumhari?
  • Alia Bhatt: Are Yoga Day and Shobha De brother and sister?<br/>
Rahul Gandhi: I'm not sure if they both anything to do with Manna Dey!Upload to Facebook
    Alia Bhatt: Are Yoga Day and Shobha De brother and sister?
    Rahul Gandhi: I'm not sure if they both anything to do with Manna Dey!
  • Interviewer: So what have you done different from the rest of the world since yesterday?

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Pappu: Did not download `Udta Punjab` leaked at torrent!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: So what have you done different from the rest of the world since yesterday?
    Pappu: Did not download "Udta Punjab" leaked at torrent!
  • Neerja saved 359 lives 30 years ago and now she has saved one more - Sonam's career!Upload to Facebook
    Neerja saved 359 lives 30 years ago and now she has saved one more - Sonam's career!
  • There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax!Upload to Facebook
    There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax!
  • Believed Airlift was based on True Events... almost till end, but then...<br/>
they showed hot, young and polite Air Hostess in an Air India flight!Upload to Facebook
    Believed Airlift was based on True Events... almost till end, but then...
    they showed hot, young and polite Air Hostess in an Air India flight!
  • Hrithik Roshan divorced.<br/>
Farhan Akhtar divorced.<br/>
Abhay Deol in a terrible dilemma.<br/>
Katrina parts away from Ranbir.<br/>
Even Kalki separated.<br/>
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara!Upload to Facebook
    Hrithik Roshan divorced.
    Farhan Akhtar divorced.
    Abhay Deol in a terrible dilemma.
    Katrina parts away from Ranbir.
    Even Kalki separated.
    Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara!
  • Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.<br/>
Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!Upload to Facebook
    Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.
    Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!
  • Ranbir Kapoor: Jab Se Salman Bhai Ki Girlfriend Apni Girlfriend Banayai Hai, Saala Career Ki Watt Lag Gayi Hai!
Abhishek Bachchan: Tumne To Sirf Girlfriend Banayi Hai Soch Maine To Shaadi Ki Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Ranbir Kapoor: Jab Se Salman Bhai Ki Girlfriend Apni Girlfriend Banayai Hai, Saala Career Ki Watt Lag Gayi Hai! Abhishek Bachchan: Tumne To Sirf Girlfriend Banayi Hai Soch Maine To Shaadi Ki Hai!
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