Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night! |
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. |
Some movies are watched even if we know the climax, eg. Porn! |
A baby is nine months interest on a small deposit. |
Love is a complicated piece of machinery. Sometimes, all you need is a good screw to fix it! |
Cum on guys, gay jokes aren't funny! |
I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it. |
Off late, the 'L' in my luck has been replaced with an 'F'! |
I am not a slut. It's just hard to say NO! |
In a marriage, if sex without wife's consent is rape. Then by this logic, isn't spending husband's money by the wife without his consent . .. ... ROBBERY? |